January 22nd, 2010
It’s late January. The gym is still packed with people determined to keep their New Year’s Resolution of losing ten pounds. But how long before I can stop racing others to the last treadmill? A couple weeks? A month? Pretty soon the gym will start emptying out as people forget that they had ever promised to work out everyday.
At the start of every year people pledge to make extraordinary changes in their lives only to lose motivation soon after. I used to be one of them. After a couple years of failed attempts, I just gave up on resolutions altogether. But this year, I want it to be different. I not only want to start making resolutions again, I actually want to keep them. So what if I’m like 22 days late? I think now is as good a time as any to change my life.
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December 19th, 2009
The word “dyke” might not be so bad anymore.
Here’s an example:
Dykes on Bikes
And I learned this from my social deviance teacher. Let me just say, FAVORITE. CLASS. EVER.
October 5th, 2009
After a hectic month full of exams, quizzes, and endless studying, I was looking forward to a few days off. And in the midst of my long-awaited fall break, I attended my very first paint party. At first, the idea of a paint party may seem a little unbelievable. I mean, the whole point of the party is to cover people in paint. Who came up with such an idea? Read more…
September 12th, 2009
I know it’s only been three weeks, but I must say, I am exhausted. Between waking up early for class and staying up late doing homework, there’s barely any time to relax or have fun. And now, even having fun comes with a price. After just one night out, I am already so worn out. Guess who’s going to be staying in tonight. Read more…
August 7th, 2009
1) “F#&% that B!+(#!!!”
They say boys mature slower than girls. I say pre-teen boys are the epitome of this idea. Walk down the halls of a junior high, and you’ll see what I mean. There’s a whole brigade of fine young men ready to drop f-bombs when given the chance, and believe me, they’ll find their chance. No matter how small the opportunity, they will find a way to express their newfound vocabulary.
Now I’m not hating on everyone who swears – just those who will cuss up a storm because they think they look cool doing it. News flash: you don’t.
2) Delirium Over Maturity Level
Have you ever noticed that the one person who likes to talk about how immature everyone else is is usually the one who is the most immature? PC from Bravo’s NYC Prep is a perfect example of this. He makes fun of people to make himself look superior and pouts when he doesn’t get his way. He then brags about how he’s more mature than everyone else when in reality, he’s probably the most childish kid on that show.
3) All Talk & No Action
If you say you’re going to do something then do it. Please do not have a four-hour discussion with me on something you never plan on doing. Thank you.
4) Show-offs
Now I know I’m not the only one who is annoyed by show-offs. I don’t mind if you’re enthusiastic or proud of something, but there comes a certain point where you really need to shut up about it and stop bragging because chances are, it’s really not that great of an accomplishment anyway. If you got an A on your paper, then hey great job! If you got an A on your paper, and I got an F, and you’re rubbing it in my face for the third time today, I might try to kill you. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
5) Erroneous utilization of English lexis
I am all for using fancy terminology to create a written masterpiece. Throw in some flowery words here and there to really embellish a story and make yourself seem smart. But if you end up using an adjective as a noun, that kind of defeats the whole purpose of using your big, smart words now doesn’t it?
What I find even more interesting is that people actually fall for this fancy vocabulary and end up believing that this writer is in fact a genius. Well, I give kudos to you Mr. Intellectual for actually tricking people into believing you’re intelligence is far greater than it really is.
6) “Dude I was so wasted last night…”
This exact sentence is heard way too often. People brag about getting drunk like it’s something to be proud of, and they always seem to say it really loud, as if it’s an announcement to anyone with ears. Please stop. It is not attractive, it does not make you special, and you are not the only one who has said this today.